sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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