does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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