we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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