Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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