hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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