You're so nebulous sometimes
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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