70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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