the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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