yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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