"it" just moved
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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