yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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