Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
