Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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