i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
smell my finger.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
