No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
