would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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