I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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