So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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