let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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