We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
