I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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