Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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