you win again, gameday.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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