I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
This is classic penis vs brain.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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