do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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