Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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