Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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