You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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