I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
did i just pee glitter
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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