He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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