My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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