This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
