I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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