No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Vodka?
Forever.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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