Welp...herpes.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
