and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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