you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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