so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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