i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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