i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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