Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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