two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
