Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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