Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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