Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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