I molested 6 butterflies tonight
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
When did we convert life to cartoon?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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