Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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