Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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