have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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