Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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